Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
high people should be assigned attendants
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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