New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
