So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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