My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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