Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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