fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish I only lived at night.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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