I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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