is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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