Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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