Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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