Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
