Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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