Have you finally orgasmed yet?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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