Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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