i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So squirting runs in the family.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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