I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
