so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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