Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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