Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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