your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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