Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
only you would photoshop your dick
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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