he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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