home. puking in laundry basket.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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