i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
