I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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