I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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