i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
