My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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