Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Found your dick twin last night
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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