I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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