yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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