well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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