yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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