I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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