you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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