i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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