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  So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff

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• Happy employees are productive employees, after all....

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 4, 13 at 1:09am

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• Win win for everyone !!

  Submitted by cao29 on Apr 3, 13 at 5:29pm

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• Lay-offs sound so much better when you call it "savings"

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Apr 3, 13 at 11:18pm

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  • "laid" not "laid-off"

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Apr 5, 13 at 9:07am

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• Haz?

  Submitted by emner on Apr 3, 13 at 10:28pm

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• No. Now they'll expect you to always find $3.5M savings or you are not meeting expectations. If you can't they'll lay you off, not pay to get you laid.

  Submitted by fly_bi_night on Apr 5, 13 at 9:09am

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