do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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