going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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