you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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