real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
whose parrot is this?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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