laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
How naked do you want me to be?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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