bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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