It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Mom said you looked used
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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