when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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