dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Your penis caused this!
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