Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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