Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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