At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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