I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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